MIXED DRINKS
THIS IS WINE
VODKA IS WORTH
SPEAKING IN CURSIVE
NO PLANS TO STAY SOBER
BEER
ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER
DRUNK WIVES
TEQUILA IS A GOOD IDEA
SALTY
REQUIRES ALCOHOL
YOU CAN DANCE
DRINKS WELL
ILL BRING THE ALCOHOL
MET MY FAMILY
SARCASTIC
IF MY MOUTH DOESNT SAY IT
STOP TALKING
SARCASM BURN CALORIES